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[–] theilleists 1 points 2 weeks ago

Have a friend do it for you. Report back to me.

[–] theilleists 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How about waterboarding? With plenty of breaks to breathe, of course.

[–] theilleists 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah, exactly. No physical handicap, just some good old pain. I wouldn't make any part of you permanently "wrong." The good purpose is that it would make me happy. It's just like Wolverine. Let's do this experiment and see if you still feel the same way about suffering being trivial.

Despite Suffering in c/believers

[–] theilleists 1 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Cool, what's your address? I'll come torture you since it doesn't matter.

Jazz hands in c/[email protected]

[–] theilleists 6 points 4 months ago

Rhythmic? No, not really. More exciting if the musician could somehow anticipate this fundamentally unpredictable event? Absolutely.

Does the word "burger" have any extra meaning in some parts of the gay or lgbtq community? in c/nostupidquestions

[–] theilleists 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a reference.

i need it, soz in c/[email protected]

[–] theilleists 1 points 5 months ago

In Aristotelian geography, the coastline is infinitely divisible.

This week I predict there will be a lot of f**ked off astrologers in c/tumblr

[–] theilleists 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That was a separate experiment.

If Scotty, Geordi, O'Brien, Torres, and Trip were each tasked with providing medical care who would perform the best? in c/startrek

[–] theilleists 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When he gets pulled out, he'll be fisherman's Worf.

If Scotty, Geordi, O'Brien, Torres, and Trip were each tasked with providing medical care who would perform the best? in c/startrek

[–] theilleists 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Acknowledged. Launching Starfleet standard hat distribution holoprogram.

If Scotty, Geordi, O'Brien, Torres, and Trip were each tasked with providing medical care who would perform the best? in c/startrek

[–] theilleists 1 points 5 months ago (5 children)

You arrive without traveling, see all without looking, and do all without doing. You get a nifty flute souvenir. The ship explodes. Score: 0/100. Thank you for participating in the Kobay-ouchie Maru.

If Scotty, Geordi, O'Brien, Torres, and Trip were each tasked with providing medical care who would perform the best? in c/startrek

[–] theilleists 2 points 5 months ago (7 children)

It speaks only in disposable cup idioms. It says: "Red Solo, when the beer fell." Now what do you do?