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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I want to be played by a dog

My life isn't very interesting, but it'd really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's no rule that says a dog can't play ~~basketball~~ a person!

:P

[โ€“] Archer 3 points 3 months ago

The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

What's the story, Wishbone?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] thenextguy 1 points 3 months ago

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?