The Truth About Tim Walz

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Tim Walz is a LIAR. This community is about outing his lies!

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Tim Walz (60) pretends to be an old guy, but he's younger than Weird Al (64). (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/truthabouttimwalz

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Probably genetics and not being in politics. That kind of stress ages you fast.

[–] FlyingSquid 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it genetics or is it that Weird Al is a god among men?

[–] unreachable 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

there's a joke about jesus here, that i failed to construct.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be worse, could have nailed it.

[–] GoosLife 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would explain the joke, but i think the point is already a cross

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure you'll be coming again to tell this joke in the future.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

!RemindMe 3 days

[–] Duamerthrax 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Weird Al is vegan. That and not engaging in the typical Rock Star coke diet goes a long way.

[–] ziggurat 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No coke, only rocky road

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 months ago

And lasagna.

[–] evidences 1 points 2 months ago

Man, I fucking love rocky road.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yup the whole foods plant-based diet keeps your face clear and reduces your biological age. Tim Walz had too much bbq meat but he can change for the better in the future.

[–] ThePantser 2 points 2 months ago

Also money for personal trainers and the free time to engage in working out.