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Ben Shapiro Calls for Boycott of Zoltar Machine That Wouldn’t Make Him Big (thehardtimes.net)
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become “big” went unfulfilled for the 4,000th day straight, confirmed sources who learned about this news against their will.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Dammit onion, you make it so hard to know what is real and what is not