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The best answer on StackOverflow: Using RegEx to parse HTML (stackoverflow.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is StackOverflow after all. Your question is wrong. Your problem is wrong. You are wrong. I am right. Thread locked. Go read this other post that is totally unrelated to your problem I’ve decided isn’t the problem you’re facing because. I. Am. Right.

[–] Quetzalcutlass 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Could be worse. At least it's not Microsoft's support forums:

Hey, I see you're having problems with <copy-paste key words from OP>. Try the following and see if it fixes your issue.

Open a command prompt and enter ”sfc /scannow".

I hope this helps!

(Reply marked as solution, thread closed.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have X years experience with {keyword salad}.

Can you confirm {details already in the opening post}?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

answers.mirosoft.com is the worst. learn.microsoft.com can be decent at times though

[–] errer 19 points 3 months ago

That’s why LLMs are so infuriatingly stubborn, they’re trained on these keyboard warriors

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I had a decade old question marked as a duplicate and downvoted three times after years no no activity. SE is such a joke nowadays.