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What do you do for work? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.

[–] athairmor 6 points 4 months ago

Imagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.