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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

the White House will smell like curry

Like, the whole building? The entire 55000 square foot structure including meeting rooms, studios, gardens, sex dungeons, document store rooms, janitor’s closets, tailor suites, all of it?

[–] RedStrider 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The moment Kamala enters the white house, a 400 foot energy field envelops the entire building. Normal people would be shocked, perhaps even a little afraid, but this is Washington. A curious bystander sniffs the air outside. My god. It's curry.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

The staff can play "is it curry" when everything in the white house is transmuted into curry

[–] TheBat 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tell me more about these sex dungeons in White House

[–] jaybone 5 points 3 months ago

They connect to pizza restaurant basements where Hillary Clinton traffics children.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Kinda sounds awesome, not gonna lie. Who doesn't like the smell of curry?

Unrelated, you're a dick - I spent a good minute or so wondering when we started federating with Threads.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But look, there is gullible written in his user ID!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I checked, fully expecting it to be a joke lol