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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

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[–] kat_angstrom 1 points 2 months ago

Agreed! Might be better phrased as,

"We've made so many advancements that 2023 Tim Cook would look at 2024 Tim Cook utterly horrified at his own ineptitude, and look at a mirror while holding up a big L on his forehead before giving himself an atomic wedgie.

I'm not a fan of the whole "atomic wedgie" bit either, feels dated

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