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For screenshots of humorous, clean, nonpolitical social media posts. This primarily implies Twitter, but Facebook, Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads, etc. are allowed too. It should be primarily text-based though.

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  5. Use correct cropping. Don't have a mile of whitespace or show extraneous UI, but don't crop out the date or author.
  6. No doxxing. Again, don't crop out the author's name as he or she has chosen to share it, but definitely do not share extra information which may be personally identifiable or libelous.
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[–] ChocoboRocket 61 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And dirty my only bowl with something that's already in a bowl like vessel that could be easily improved on to resolve the issue entirely?

No.

Plenty of dip correctly comes in wide containers. If people want to pour their salsa in/on to stuff, they can pay extra for tall jars with all this bowl money they apparently have.

[–] Angry_Autist 9 points 3 months ago

It is not a single use container, you are contaminating the salsa.

If you don't want to dirty a bowl then pour the salsa ONTO the chip over the sink, like a real and proper NEET and sob in the corner over how bankrupt your life has become

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 8 points 3 months ago

Eating directly from the container will make it go moldy faster, even if you don't double-dip. It's more sanitary to pour it into a bowl unless you're gonna eat the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah and the salsa can get stuck on the inner walls after pouring, unable to be scraped with a nacho thanks to the narrow opening.