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[–] einlander 138 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, Schrodinger's liberal. They are all LGBTQ and having gay sex, thus not having children and are cat ladies. But they at the same time are having all the abortions (that were made through gay sex).

[–] Boozilla 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I thought communing with Satan is how we get pregnant. But, I admit I didn't pay much attention in Communism class.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 13 points 2 months ago

I think liberals just bud asexually.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled jesus. That's how Mary was impregnated.

[–] AA5B 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She got pregnant with her son? Where’s a child welfare investigator when you need one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Incest.... Ewwww gross.

[–] athairmor 9 points 2 months ago

New liberals are manufactured at colleges. Duh. They don’t need the gay sex babies so they murder them.