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[–] robocall 39 points 2 weeks ago (23 children)

I know someone who's husband would go to taco bell in secret and she would see the charge alerts on her phone.

[–] Psythik 5 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

Why his his bank account logged into her phone? Are joint bank accounts really a thing, or are the wife and I the weird ones for keeping our finances separate?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

My wife and I keep our finances separate too.

Except we both send money to an account that's in my name offsetting the mortgage on the house that's in my name too. My wife wants access to this account because she's worried if I die the bank will make it hard to get at the cash since it's offset and joint savings all in one.

Not to mention we don't have wills and she's been pushing for that for a few years.

The more I think about it, she might be planning on killing me haha

[–] damo_omad 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your wife is basically paying you rent, she should be worried about something happening to you. You're married, just put her on the title of the house.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not on the title of her house either though

[–] damo_omad 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well that's new information. My marriage works very differently to yours so I can't provide any advice

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