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Curse of Knowledge (mander.xyz)
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[–] RustyNova 101 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Please curse me with knowledge. I'm ready

[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] norimee 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh... wow...ehm...how do I unsee this article?

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You knew it was cursed knowledge when you clicked on it. Caveat Lemmor

[–] Sylvartas 22 points 2 months ago

The existence of the lucky 10000 implies the existence of the unlucky 10000

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WHAT IS LEARNED CAN NEVER BE UNLEARNED.

THIS IS YOUR CURSE FOR USING THE FIRE PROMETHEUS STOLE FROM THE GODS.

[–] dvlsg 22 points 2 months ago

Idk, I forget shit all the time.

Unfortunately, I usually forget the useful shit I need to remember, not "haha duck corkscrew dick".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now you need to read into the female duck's countermeasures!

Duck sex is really fucked up...

[–] RustyNova 9 points 2 months ago

Was an interesting read. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That article reminded me of that politician who said women's bodies would prevent pregnancy from rape. Clearly he had so little contact with women he confused them with ducks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Cockscrew penises*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So basically this is a lockpick for locks?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Um. Let's say, if you decided to google for duck's penis, you'd be in for a surprise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You might be interested in this TED talk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N39x_WTPix0&t=0

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Thanks. That swimming squid penis was news to me.