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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth

[–] uebquauntbez 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. "Fish fuck in it."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't drink water because that's what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that's what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.

My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like "lub dub" and more like "squish squash."

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think in Fields' case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I don't judge. Whatever you gotta do to wreck your body.

[–] samus12345 1 points 3 months ago

I know it was a joke, but it's pretty lame once since all alcoholic drinks also have water in them.