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My retirement plan depends on the collapse of society.
Look on the bright side, high stress poverty life style has a good chance of killing you in your 50s of an early heart attack!
Already on 2 different meds for blood pressure and just turned 30 aw ywaaaaaaa 😎😎😎
Beware, that was me 6 years ago. Now I'm on meds for blood pressure, antidepressants, anti-anxiety, I need regular physiotherapy (keep good posture kids) and I just had to have 6 blood tests because I've had a stomach-ache for 2 weeks and noone knows why... I genuinely don't remember what point I was going to make, so I guess this is just a rant now. But try not to follow in my footsteps.
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Just because I spend years trying to figure out what the stabbing pain in my bladder was, you might want to consider referred pain from the spine. Or referred pain at all, because at 40, it's happening a fair amount.
Only one for me, but holy hell is it scary when I miss a pill, feel like Willy Wonka is turning me into a blueberry.
Which is still a while after the revolution. Checks out.