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[–] TexasDrunk 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

First you have to file a second form remercion using only Pantone 19-4033 ink. I have both the necessary pens and the form for sale on my website. Unfortunately we can only sell Without Chauncey (in the United Corporation of America Federal Reserve Notes) unless you have your form ID10-T already on file, using the proper pen, using the proper degree of tilt to your writing, and with a bloody thumbprint in our office. This is to limit sales only to those who are very serious about learning how to do things properly.

Reading this constitutes acceptance of contract. Please refer to the fee schedule in my profile. I expect all payments to be made in a timely manner or, owing to my time in the Navy, I will take you before an admiralty court with a gold fringed flag

[–] bizzle 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk 1 points 3 months ago

At a glance it was hard to tell that you had the image of the color because it's close-ish to the background color of the Eternity app. I should have made it the exact same color but I couldn't be bothered to figure it out and just picked a nice blue that was just off from normal blue pens.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 12 points 3 months ago

Wonderful work. 10/10 sovcitting.

[–] dejected_warp_core 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay, apparently I've been doing it wrong: I've been reading all this stuff sober. Apparently, I need to be Texas drunk to speak Sovcit?

[–] TexasDrunk 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You do things sober? That sounds just awful! I'm so sorry!

[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 3 months ago

It's the worst.