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[–] tpihkal 62 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Except hippos are known to eat meat...so they ARE omnivores.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nearly any plant eater is. The categorization is outdated and you shouldn't be mad.

[–] TheTechnician27 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That makes them more metal.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

iirc a lot of animals we consider herbivorous are really opportunistic omnivores

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 10 points 2 months ago

Deer will MONCH on some bird nests full of eggs and babies. Also on adult birds if they are injured or caught on something.

Fucking deer. Get out of my roses.

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't know that's the reason they kill humans.

I think they just don't like humans.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

in their defense, we are humongous assholes.

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 2 months ago

Hence the respect for the hippos.

[–] YaDownWitCPP 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I don’t like us either

[–] Bashnagdul 16 points 2 months ago

Not only omnivores. Cannibals as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Reb’s just out here tryna make an edgy post. Don’t go fuckin’ that up.