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[–] hperrin 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What else have we been lied to about??

[–] DharkStare 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Strippers don't rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 1 points 2 months ago

(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the curious "blumineck" is the name of his channel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeInf 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it's cake and always has been.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.

[–] CodexArcanum 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 2 points 2 months ago

Who gets to lick the spoon

[–] TehBamski 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Santa Clause can't be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

So he's some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?

[–] Brekky 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I want to believe