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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).

[–] Anticorp 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] frunch 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just have a garbage disposal at the bottom of my toilet. I turn it on before flushing for the "bigger deposits" 🌀

[–] cryptiod137 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh so now people are too privileged to have a poopknife around?

[–] NormalPerson 8 points 4 months ago

Get you some class