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Trump Insists He’s “Extremely Normal” During Incredibly Weird Speech (newrepublic.com)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I was one of his advisors, I would have a really difficult time not fucking with him. "Normal people wank their cock when giving speeches to assert their dominance."

[–] werefreeatlast 7 points 4 months ago

......Today on news@10! Indicted felon and Criminal at large, Trump lowered his pants while giving a speech. Trisha Onakawa gets to the bottom of this story...

Trisha: ...and that's when it happened he lowered his pants like a stripper, let's talk to one of the tens of spectators who became witnesses in this case, John, tell us what you saw...

John Mendes (a family farmer from Minnesota who still loves beans and stake): yeah, he pulls down his pants and every one, I mean every one was hoping to see his big fat cock, but no one could see it. I mean we looked around using binoculars. Several of us who brought binoculars were focused around the area where one would expect a penis but none of us found it. Bets were made and lost. It was just more smooth yellow skin with several flaps and many many wrinkles. To this day we look through the hundreds of photos of these wrinkles trying unsuccessfully to locate his penis.

Trisha, back to you at the Netflix yoga studio!