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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.

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“There’s no hope of my beating any sense into you, but I’ll knock some of the ignorance out of you!”

-Everett True

Sometimes Everett’s angry chastising gets downright poetic. Here he throws out a one-liner worthy of an 80’s action movie, all because of a messy banana eater.

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[–] Rhynoplaz 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You ever step on one?

I set one up and pretended to slip on it as a joke, well, until my foot hit it and my head was instantly on the ground.

Turned out WAY funnier than what I had planned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I learned so much from this, dang.

[–] Rolando 5 points 4 months ago

my head was instantly on the ground

Next time tuck your chin. Also, slap the ground instead of trying to catch yourself. Couple times a week, practice a couple of these, until they become second nature:

No joke, everyone should learn to fall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried it a few times as a kid and nobody found it slippery.

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 3 months ago

🤷🏻‍♂️ Must have got a bad banana.