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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 6 points 2 months ago

He uses metal utensils on teflon non-stick pots and pans, then immediately runs them under cold tap water because finds the sizzle soothing

He orders a salad with the dressing on the side and eats everything but the lettuce

He puts quick-dry clothes in the wash on HOT and leaves them in the dryer for an hour on maximum temperature

He waits until it's his turn to order to start looking at the menu when dining at fast food joints

He showers everywhere, even at home, in a bathing suit because even he thinks it's totally gay if he sees any male's genitals...even his own

He goes to a fancy steakhouse, orders a filet mignon well done, and dips it in ketchup packets he brought in his pocket

Whenever he plays Cards Against Humanity, every round he says "I don't get it"

He never swallows fruit seeds because he will argue to the death that the seeds will grow inside you. Same with chewing gum and takes 5-7 years to digest it