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[–] HootinNHollerin 75 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Remember fellas

Never put your dick in crazy

[–] Zachariah 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Especially with abortions being illegal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't put my dick in anything that could potentially conceive ever again. I don't want kids. My genes suck, I'm poor, the world is going to shit and there's no 100% guaranteed birth control method. Why would I even take that risk at that point?

[–] cm0002 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just get a vasectomy and go have fun

[–] homesweethomeMrL 10 points 4 months ago

Modern problems require modern solutions™

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If I was still doing relationships I'd probably do it, but that's obviously very permanent.

[–] krashmo 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It sounds to me like your reasoning is pretty permanent as well

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Yes, but I was speaking generally in my initial comment. I don't live in the US so the whole thing does not even affect me at all in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Vasectomies are not permanent, they can be undone

Edit: After some more reading on the subject it appears they are much less reversible than I had thought

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Very very very small chance the pain is permanent and subsists after reversal (AHHHHH!!!)

Course we still drive ‘n’ stuff, and that leads to permanent risks… just FYI for anyone who didn’t know

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But that's kind of like the very very small chance of an adverse reaction to a vaccine. Sure, it happens. But so close to never as to not worry about it.

Obviously, any surgical procedure, even one that simple, comes with risks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah definitely.

VERY happily took C-19 vax for potential huge quality of life (or just living at all benefits). Can live without vasectomy so deprioritize it.

Some dawgs, & perhaps especially happy monogamous men and their partners of course, out there will experience a significant bump in their enjoyment so it’s perfect for them!

[–] netvor 2 points 4 months ago

But that’s kind of like the very very small chance of an adverse reaction to a vaccine

(In Kathy Newman's voice) So you're saying vasectomy is vaccination against kids?

[–] Zachariah 1 points 4 months ago
[–] trxxruraxvr 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reversal surgery has a 30% succes rate, so doing count on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It’s also expensive and likely not covered by insurance

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 4 months ago

Stick your dick in crazy but do it in a hotel and give them your supervisor’s name and number.