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[–] ccunning 181 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I wonder how “normal” JD would think bodily autonomy was if he suddenly lost his?

[–] thesporkeffect 72 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Someone will have to take one for the team and breed JD Vance

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee you Vance would fucking love mpreg hentai.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

you go get a speculum, I'll grab the turkey baster.

[–] Dkarma 6 points 3 months ago

Just put some chocolate and a rubber on the couch and let jd take his course...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

maybe someday we'll find out

[–] 4lan 2 points 3 months ago

"castrate all couch fuckers"