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Chicago woman gets nine-year sentence for stealing $1.5m in chicken wings (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] lolrightythen 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn't know, but somehow I doubt millionaires eat $1.5 million worth of school cafeteria grade chicken.

And without digging into it, I bet it's far more than a few deep freezers worth.

[–] bighatchester 3 points 4 months ago

You could fit 11000 cases of wings in a few deep freezers if you tried hard enough.

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The joke is she had a net worth of over $1.5m due to the value of the chicken, so eating anything would be eating like a millionaire.

A chicken wing is a chicken wing and it don't matter if you got $5 or $5 million. I know for a fact that I would still eat Totino's pizza(pizza that is like $1.50 per.) if I were a billionaire

[–] lolrightythen 1 points 4 months ago

Fair, I get ya now