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Paris Agrees to Properly Represent Catholic Church in Closing Ceremony, With Scene Depicting Systematic Cover-Up of Child Abuse (theshovel.com.au)

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[–] takeda 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The most annoying thing is that all the people who are repeating the posts from social media never watched it.

If they did, I'm sure they would still say they didn't like it, but at least they wouldn't claim this had anything to do with The Last Supper.

First of all, this wasn't a table it was a catwalk where various were showing their moves, the bigger lady wasn't Jesus, she was a DJ with turn tables (also camera didn't really put her in the spotlight, if she was Jesus she would be the center of the show), how come there was more than 12 "apostles" (about 30 out more)? also BTW how was that blue dude in the last supper, was Jesus eating him in the original painting or something?

The only time it looked like the last supper, was a single frame. Those influencers didn't show the video, because it would be very clear that they were manipulating people.

It didn't help that they restricted access to the opening ceremony so it was nearly impossible to show the original to people that got duped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Aside it was titled 'La Cène sur la scène sur la Seine' and the actress herself posted it as being "the new gay testament" on her story. The blue dude was Dionysus, god of wine. The difference is that Jesus' wine was representative of His shed blood out of His love and mercy, while Dionysus uses wine for hedonism