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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Aside it was titled 'La Cène sur la scène sur la Seine' and the actress herself posted it as being "the new gay testament" on her story. The blue dude was Dionysus, god of wine. The difference is that Jesus' wine was representative of His shed blood out of His love and mercy, while Dionysus uses wine for hedonism