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Yeah. It took a long fucking time to heal, but she's alright now.
And I know San Antonio like the back of my anus. You name any part of town and I'll tell you a time I got lost trying to get there
I'm suddenly interested in the story of how you got lost on your way to your anus.
I tend to go around wiping holes in the ground