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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

whew! good sir, that's 'em fighting words

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, he loves me. I talk shit to him all the time...

One time, he was bitching about how he's the only one getting anything done at work. He said "I've done a million things today. I did A, and B." And i asked him if that's how he thought counting worked. "1, 2, a million? What is this, marine math?" And he fucking LOVED that. He uses "marine math" all the time now.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nobody jokes about Marines being stupid more than marines. Well maybe the Air Force and navy. But the marines do it a lot too

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Know why the term "Jarhead" is a misnomer?

You can put shit in jars.

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 3 months ago

I don’t know I coulda swore their heads were full of shit. Not much else in there unfortunately