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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless (theshovel.com.au)

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[–] disguy_ovahea 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

According to the Lost Gospel, yes. There’s also plenty of evidence in the New Testament that Mary was deeply committed to Jesus. She famously stood with the Virgin Mary and witnessed Jesus’s crucifixion and burial, and then later wept at his tomb.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You offer good insight, also I like your username

[–] disguy_ovahea 9 points 2 months ago

Thanks. I’m a dog person too, so right back at ya.