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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless (theshovel.com.au)

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[–] NegativeInf 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mawmaw sounds traumatic as fuck and I would have told her flat out I did.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey at least she said God would still love him. After all, she likes to suck dicks and God loves her, so it figures. And it would be okay. Of course he rejected that part, and decided to stick to furniture coupling.

[–] Cadeillac 5 points 2 months ago

How you know Mamaw likes to suck dicks? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)