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Anon goes out with friends (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] teamevil 150 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm beginning to think Pizza guys are the heroes we need

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust

[–] half_built_pyramids 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Italian crust, front lines drenched in the marinara of the fallen

[–] Glytch 11 points 3 months ago

Those blue guys don't even make the top 20 deadliest jobs

[–] Glytch 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pizza guy here, the best way to show gratitude is with a large gratuity.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Gratitude all over me don't worry about my hair

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Hiro Protagonist would agree