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[–] AFKBRBChocolate 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Peeing other than in a toilet was only ever a matter of necessity for me, so I can't give credence to that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dude what? Peeing outside is the best. It's my sole motivation for moving out of the city and into the country.

[–] Machinist 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One of the greatest pleasures in my life is pissing off the back porch when it's cold, looking up at the Milky Way, and listening to the coyotes pack up.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 2 points 4 months ago

I once peed outside while it was snowing and caught a snowflake on the tip of my penis. It was magical.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 3 points 4 months ago

If we're talking about peeing in the woods on a tree in the middle of nowhere with no one around, I guess I'm indifferent towards it. If we're talking about peeing off a bridge or the side of a building, there's no attraction and it seems like like a jerk thing to do.