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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plot twist, all of those are project initial commits.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh no. I think just reading that idea gave me cancer.

Keep your unfinished project ideas in a folder of shame like everyone else.

[–] kernelle 11 points 1 month ago

How else do you suppose I store my API keys?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My GitHub pretty much is my folder of shame.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

my github is a folder on my desktop called "do_not_open_dir_of_shame"