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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I procrastinate on cooking and then complain that I'm hungry and there's no time to make food. I think my brain is broken.

[–] shneancy 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

your brain is fully aware that you can just have two handful of nuts and be good for a couple of hours. Just because your brain also believes that you gotta have a proper meal doesn't matter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll see your handfuls of nuts, and raise you a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter.

It's a) relatively cheap b) delicious c) easily edible on the fly with a spoon, time constraints be damned. It serves the purpose quite well, and even throws a bit of sugar in there too.

Not exactly a balanced diet, but it does accomplish the goal reasonably effectively and frequently is already in the house.

Also good when not medically quite at 100% - when not at my best, I do everything I can to follow dr. orders, ofc, but sometimes it's more efficient to throw a tiny bit of sugar at one's brain in a (relatively) healthier way, than to keep fighting it during recovery.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I try to alternate:

  • peanut butter
  • banana
  • nuts
  • cheese

I'm basically a gatherer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't have any nuts in the pantry because I don't like them. My brain knows this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Well thanks to my unhelpful brain I'm losing weight from not eating enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I saw someone make "mashed potatoes" out of Pringles... seriously wondered why. But they did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I guess one could but... that just sounds expensive and weird-tasting to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah it actually did, looked slightly less disgusting than I would have expected it to.

[–] frunch 1 points 3 months ago

I love that! Thanks for sharing, that's an idea that has never crossed my mind

[–] BugleFingers 4 points 3 months ago

Procrastinate long enough and you'll still be eating them though. Why? Because you haven't been shopping and it's wayyy easier than cooking -my brain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is true and also works the other way around. There is no food but i'm too lazy to go on a grocery run. Suddenly more food spawns in my house for 3 more days.

[–] sazey 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Not missing a meal (or a few even) won't kill you, try getting to a starving state and then see if your brain lets you park your ass on the couch.

[–] cynar 4 points 3 months ago

The executive functions are a tiebreak system, in many ways. It balances the various possible options, both benefits and costs, short term and long.

Procrastination is when this system can't overcome various situational inertias. I tend to think of it akin to a teacher in a classroom. The kids are perfectly capable of raiding a kitchen, when sufficiently hungry. It's also impossible to keep them focused on maths, when a dozen labrador puppies are released into the classroom. Within its limits however, it's supposed to turn disparate drives into coherent action.

I have adhd. The teacher is exhausted from a 3 day bender, and someone swiched their coffee to decaf. Avoiding situations that cause a procrastination lockup are a fact of life.