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CEO, real estate investor says Democratic Party he grew up with no longer about regular people (www.foxbusiness.com)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, c'mon! I'm sure you have a few billion laying around the house. Try checking the couch cushions.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried asking your parents for a modest $1bil loan?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Just need to make coffee at home and stop eating avocados. You'll be a billionaire in no time!