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Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I'm a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are.

Something is afoot.

Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.

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[–] VonCesaw 112 points 4 months ago (3 children)

To those curious, do not check out the original post

Comments are entirely "cloud seeding", "blocking solar radiation with dangerous chemicals", and sensible people arguing for encouraging biodiversity being shut out, a few by Car Man himself

[–] khannie 28 points 4 months ago

a few by Car Man himself

I was put off until this part. Curiosity is now at high levels. Expecting massive hoop jumping and that's always funny to watch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Telling adults what to do will drive them to do the exact opposite. You tell me what to read, I'll buy Clarkson an aircraft carrier! Don't test me!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure you used drive intentionally but it was a good pun that made me breathe out through my nose real fast

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Not intentional, wish it were! I'm glad I could give someone a moment of joy. XD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

It's Twitter it's practically a requirement that everyone on there is a moron who thinks the Earth is flat and the moon is a sticker.