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[–] SandmanXC 73 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Actually it's Never Eat While Shitting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would've...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

[–] Cadeillac 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That's what the nice shelf is for on the toilet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as "the circle of life".

[–] Cadeillac 2 points 4 months ago

I'd be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?

[–] Cadeillac 3 points 4 months ago

Beats me

[–] TrickDacy 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never eat skunks weiners, actually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

NESW

Not Everyone Wins Sayings

[–] TrickDacy 1 points 4 months ago

Have it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks