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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You think if the shooter hadn't missed they'd be removing their heads in solidarity?

[–] PP_BOY_ 18 points 5 months ago

I do honestly think a lot of people on that side would commit suicide if Trump was killed, yes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Correct

[–] Seasm0ke 3 points 5 months ago

I think after the bandage comes off you're going to see accidental su*cides from people trying to copycat themselves

[–] AnUnusualRelic 2 points 5 months ago

Maybe we'll get to find out one of these days.