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Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Viking_Hippie to c/nottheonion

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[–] xantoxis 77 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Saw the headline: "Haha, theonion really nailed this one"

What's the inverse of eating the onion?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 42 points 5 months ago

Crying?

[–] surewhynotlem 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Boofing the shallot

[–] ChapulinColorado 7 points 5 months ago

Shitty Supreme Court candidates made sure I know the existence of boofing…

[–] ArbiterXero 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

[–] Mango -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why do any of us actually think it's reality?

[–] ArbiterXero 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

[–] Mango -2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

All of this shit is made up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Words are made up but we still have to deal with them in our day to day lives.

[–] Mango -1 points 5 months ago

I've gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.

[–] ArbiterXero 1 points 5 months ago

I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 5 months ago

Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

[–] Mango 3 points 5 months ago

The topic of this sub.

[–] Tyfud 2 points 5 months ago

Poe's law.