this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me, who has problems remembering faces:

[–] kamenlady 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You didn't remember the strangers' faces and guarded their stuff 'till the end of days.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either that or I let the first person take it who looks confidently enough to be the owner. It depends on the mood

[–] kamenlady 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guess people will start looking like the owners more and more, as soon as you start getting hungry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something the owner will say. I don't care anymore, take it and let me have lunch

[–] kamenlady 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks for guarding my stuff.

Lunch's on me. Bon appetit!