this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
474 points (95.4% liked)

Greentext

4486 readers
752 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 121 points 4 months ago (3 children)

There's a tank of cold inside. Its the primary export of northern European countries and sustains nearly their entire economies since the only other thing they can "make" is fucking rotten fish. Its important to recycle your AC every 3 years before it runs out of cold by throwing it into the ocean where it can return to be made into glaciers.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well, because you didn't add a /s to your comment, some day it will end up as an answer spewed out by some LLM, as absolutely factual.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Let's hope people won't get so reliant on LLMs and so uncritical they follow through

[–] nawa 12 points 4 months ago

I see no downsides

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

They use sarcasm factually. It's more entertaining that way.

[–] Famko 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This anti-swedish sentiment makes you look like a Dane.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

That's impossible. Everyone knows that Danes can't communicate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Weirdly this is basically how refrigerators worked before refrigeration was invented.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But instead of throwing out the refrigerator, you'd just add more cold to it.