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Rishi Sunak reveals his favourite meal is sandwiches in last-minute appeal to voters (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] mecfs 128 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It gets even better

In the footage, the PM told two schoolboys: “I’m a Coke addict. A total Coke addict.”

After a brief pause, he clarifies: “Coca-Cola addict. Just for the record. Just to be totally clear. I am a Coca-Cola addict. I have seven fillings to show for it.”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn he almost had a shot to gain votes there but then he blew it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Just like he (didn't) blow that coke!

[–] flicker 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm from the US and this laugh... I really needed it. Thank you.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 4 months ago

Now imagine Don Jr. getting excited and then getting sad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

That's just like Linus's "Hard R" thing.