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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] NRay7882 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just as long as it's an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn't want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!

[–] dogsnest 2 points 5 months ago

The Trumpficial Amendment.