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Supreme Court Rules That Trump Has Very, Very Large Hands (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Supreme Court has decided to perform oral sex on Donald Trump just because they feel it is important to the case. They are very diligent in their jobs.

[–] NRay7882 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just as long as it's an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn't want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!

[–] dogsnest 2 points 5 months ago

The Trumpficial Amendment.

[–] dogsnest 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They have to outperform Trump's public oral sex on Putin after Helsinki.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Russia%E2%80%93United_States_summit