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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 55 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd hope so too, but I worry that even the smartest kids could fall for something that perfectly targets the specific thing they're really insecure about.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's how I started dicksmashing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, this brought back a weird memory.

There was a very old internet 'trend' that had folks basically stretching and helicoptering their dicks on a regime with the idea that over time, it would make them bigger.

Basically dicksmashing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't tell me you've stopped jelqing?!

[–] nomous 2 points 4 months ago

Jelqing and jenkem made me the man I am today.

[–] Rhynoplaz 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd worry about things they don't understand. If there was a "bleach and ammonia" challenge, I'd be concerned.

I don't think many kids know what happens when you mix those, and some would die figuring it out.

It's going to be much more difficult to find a kid that doesn't know that a hammer to the face is a bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump already tried to get people to drink bleach during COVID, silly

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 2 months ago

No no, you have to inject it into the bloodstream, you goofball!