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[โ€“] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (3 children)

We all should have a friendly neighborhood sniper-man

[โ€“] samus12345 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] blanketswithsmallpox 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does he shoot? Yes he can. That's why he's, sniper man.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

in the chill of the night

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man,

Does whatever a Sniper can

Shoots BBs any size,

When converter thieves arrive.

Look out, here comes the Sniper-Man

Is he strong?

Listen, bud-

He's got regular human blood.

He can shoot at your head.

You can run, you won't be dead.

Hey there, there goes the Sniper-Man

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FlyingSquid 1 points 4 months ago

Thank you. I'm no Weird Al, but I have my moments.

[โ€“] YarHarSuperstar 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah! I can't foresee any potential problems with that. It's not like we have anybody else who is given guns and claim to "protect and serve". Also I'm sure everybody would be very comfortable with always being watched from above through the optics of a high powered rifle.

(To be clear I know you're joking. Hence the thick layer of /s)

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Cops love the Punisher. They should be absolutely fine with a gun toting vigilante... right?