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Coomitter be like (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Senior developer tip: squash the evidence.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Principle developer tip: rewrite history to make yourself seem smarter.

Soft reset the whole branch and commit a series of atomic and semantic patches (eg separating code, test, and refactor changes) that tell a clean narrative of the changeset to reviewers, future blamers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then my team squashes those commits 😩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah it sucks. If the commits are really helpful, you can just paste the git log into the PR/MR/CR body after it's been merged

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

git commit --amend --no-edit

This helped me countless times...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Senior developer tip: Squash ~~the evidence~~ management