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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I have a drawbridge on my way to work. A drawbridge! Barges come in under that bridge.

Different philosophy around here. No such thing as late really because a random one hour delay is just too much to solve by leaving early.

[–] wreckedcarzz 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Boss: locks you in the building

Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How much is half a dollar cents in USD?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Uh, $0.50 or 50¢? Is this a trick question?

[–] edgemaster72 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think their point is that you would already read $0.50 as 50 cents, so adding the word cent to that makes it redundant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] wreckedcarzz 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

(I wrote that when groggy, but my thinking was that it's supposed to be read aloud/verbally, so you'd ignore the $ and say the cents. My brain was still asleep.)

About $3.50

E: also why do we say "three dollars and fifty cents" when it's clearly "dollar three [and] fifty [cents]". Language weird, return to grunts.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 6 months ago

Because it's translation, not transliteration.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you had a 1974 Dodge Monaco, preferably the police cruiser version, you could jump that drawbridge with no problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Best I can do is an ‘01 Corolla.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Okay I have no drawbridges close by, is it because traffic backs up so much or because the drawbridge takes so long? I imagine a combination so really curious on the drawbridge time needed I guess.

Used to live in a city that would raise a bridge for a ship but I tried not to travel that way if possible. It was on the coast so you could drive around, though probably worse traffic felt like it was moving.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s both. Some large and slow ships can take half an hour just to go under the bridge. By then you’ve accumulated a significant back up of traffic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh I had no idea they could take that long, the bridge I knew about obviously handled much smaller ships I think like 15mins was max for the bridge time from the city I knew. Of course this city was still like 30mins driving end to end (in better traffic) so not huge. Appreciate the reply, thank you, learned something which is always a bonus.

[–] toynbee 3 points 6 months ago

This is no longer relevant to me, as I now work from home; but I felt the same way a few years back when I used to commute. Then a giant cargo ship crashed into the bridge I used to cross daily (which was not a drawbridge but preceded one on my commute) and collapsed it.

At least, I expect, me being late that day would have been excusable.