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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 5 months ago by FuglyDuck to c/nottheonion

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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[–] Carighan 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I decided to nope out after the beginning, too. Seen too much shit in the one year I volunteered at the hospital, don't need a reminder of those. What the fuck...

[–] FuglyDuck 5 points 5 months ago

I mean I stuck around just long enough to cross post, so, eh… good on you for volunteering…