Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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Only The Best Groomers (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by homesweethomeMrL to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I just found out the lady who cuts my dogs hair is a groomer. You just never know who you're dealing with I guess.

[–] PopShark 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

:D*

*emoticon used because the joke is funny NOT because of the implications of what the joke meant. Results may vary restrictions apply call your lawyer before making bold statements have a nice day

[–] Bgugi 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This emoticon caused uneven tire wear! I'm suing!

[–] PopShark 3 points 6 months ago

Sir please calm down we told you to get our one-year alignment guarantee

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 6 months ago

WHAT? Y'all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn't strong enough, this is not its intended use!